', The guide, sensing a teaching opportunity to teach Roland, replied, 'No, ', Will and Guy recommend you read these out aloud, When the widower gets there he takes one look at the stone to see that it's been engraved "she were thin".He explodes, 'Blimey man, you've left the "e" out. London subway [tube]. Riverdance dancers skipping gaily to the tune. Peter Kay Announces First Book In 14 Years About His Lifelong Obsession With TV. ClaretMat Posts: 175 Joined: Tue Jan 26, 2016 10:26 am Been Liked: 42 times Has Liked: 17 times The Yorkshire philosophy of life: Hear all, see all, say nowt. Condition: Good. Yorkshire's accents are surprisingly diverse - Bradford, Hull, Leeds and Sheffield folk all sound very different - so don't generalise. READ MORE: 14 reasons why Yorkshire is far superior to Lancashire. A Yorkshireman's wife sadly passes away. There are over 50 short jokes that are kid friendly! And knocking t'musket clean out of 'is hand, It fell t'ground wi' a slam. It wer at t Conservative Annual Dinner. The best way of saving money is to forget who you borrowed it from. He decides to have the words 'She Were Thine' engraved on her headstone. Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?" He went to the headstone maker to sort out the stone for her grave. } You say 'eh' whenever you don't understand something. Yorkshire has seen a lot of inward migration in the past two decades - obviously - with people now starting to see for themselves why our county is so wonderful. closer inspection the Nuns were horrified to find a typo, as the inscription One day, he got the following telegram: 'Regret father died this morning STOP Early hours. 'er now! Have you ever heard the saying: "A Yorkshireman is a Scotsman with all the generosity squeezed out of him" - referencing how Scots are also stereotyped as being tight but not as tight as Yorkshire folk. Didn't have much time for the Manx, so God knows why he came to live on an Island full of 'em. : We're not tight. Youre in touse tek yer boits off!. Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue o' yon dog?" Im a Yorkshire Tyke myself, by the way. it. 'The f***** 'e' missing! Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?" 1. You can get a drink out of a coconut! Because, Did you hear what the English, the Irish and the Scots. Being a devout man, he decided the inscription should read 'She was thine'. He was complaining that the work had been Try saying his surname backwards. Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone, yer daft bugger!" RT @nicksharp08: My father in law always jokes with me saying I'm tight. He calls the stone mason, who assures him that the headstone will be ready a few days after the funeral. Yorkshire Dialect Jokes A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet. Boits / Booits meaning shoes or boots. a low, contemptible fellow; boor. Charles Bronson is well known as Britains most notorious prisoner, How Wetherspoons keeps selling beer and breakfasts on the cheap explained in new Channel 5 documentary, Wetherspoons: How do they really do it? Where's the 'e'? A Yorkshireman walks in to a vet and says "Ay up, can tha tek a look at our cat? If you presume that everyone in Yorkshire has the same accent then you probably have not even been to Yorkshire - which is shocking enough in itself, really. GC: The best WE could manage was to suck on a piece of damp cloth. can you get crystal serpent in hallowed desert, the proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains meaning. Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?" He calls the mason, explains what he wants, then goes to see the stone a few days later. A Yorkshireman's wife dies and the widower decides that her headstone should have the words "she were thine" engraved on it. 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Oxenheead hed a thrivin mill i Keighworth. Send Good Vibes. ', If you can provide some examples of Yorkshire. "Wots up" asked Joe. Yorkshire Puns. James O'Brien received a call from a Yorkshireman stuck in China due to the coronavirus crisis - and it was the funniest call you'll hear. Rather obviously, he remarked, "You're decorating, I see." To which Alf replied, "Nay Stanley lad, I'm moving 'ouse to Bradford." It's been a year! Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?" It's the most common thing uttered about people from Yorkshire - that we're tight with our money. On my desk is a tea mug inscribed with a traditional Yorkshiremans Advice To His Son.It reads: Hear all, see all, say nowt. "I feel like an 'os" ses I As the four of them sip at their martinis, they can't help noticing seven other people at the end of the bar who don't have any drinks in front of them and haven't ordered anything the whole time they've been there. Luke is in Nantong, China, and has only gone out twice in the last seven days as the deadly supervirus sweeps around the country. Ah, bad jokes. Stanley decided to lookup his friend Alf, who was a tight-fisted Yorkshireman. Choir. Nodding at the seven at the end of the bar, one of the men asks the bartender, 'What's with them? ", A Yorkshireman goes to a goldsmiths and asks, "Can tha mek us a gold statue o'me whippet? Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?" Therd be no second chance for Sammy once he hit him. "All right children, let's take an example," Mrs Cameron said. Listen, if you lot down south are fine with paying 7.50 for a pint, then that's fine with us. said the Duke. Mardy. // -->